As “Twilight: Breaking Dawn 2” takes its expected bite of the box office this weekend, let’s get the Progarchy DJ to play some Halestorm for the Twihards.

“Love Bites” is a suitable reminder of the logical consequence of any rejection of the “path of ascent, renunciation, purification, and healing“.

And as this band hits its stride, let’s hope Lzzy learns to branch out into prog metal, perhaps thereby to enter into the realm of the transcendent…