I have no idea if Jon actually wrote this, but it is pretty funny.
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/yes-frontman-jon-andersons-instructions-to-his-dogsitter
Dear Frank,
Overture—Heart of Sunrise
Total Breakfast: Alpo-calypse
ii. Comb of Life
iii. The Solid Bowel Movement
Bridge—A Venture (Outside With Leash)
Fetch/Play Dead
a. Fetch
b. Play dead
ii. Long Distance Runaround (seg. into The Calling)
iii. Starship Pooper (use grocery bags!)
Requiem—Edge of the Sun
The Revealing Science of Dog (food)
ii. Sweet Dreams
Da Capo
Progressively,
Jon
