Some 2012 Thoughts

Tardis-in-Space-tardis-6289809-1600-1131Looking at some of the other ‘Best of 2012’ posts here, you have to wonder how some of the other Progarchists do it.  That is, how do they find the time to listen to and fully absorb that much music (and particularly prog)?  Not to be snobby or anything, but listening to prog is not a passive thing, it takes an active effort by the listener to fully “get it”.  And yet when I read through these posts, I can conclude that my fellow Progarchists are A) listening to a lot of prog, and B) “getting it.”  With the other obligations they have in their lives – families, careers, other hobbies, other blogs – it would seem like it would take a superhuman effort to fully absorb all of that music. And yet clearly they do just that.

Alas, I think I’ve figured out their secret – most, if not all of the other Prograrchists are in possession of an ERTEM – short for “Einsteinian Relativistic Time Expansion Machine.”  In short, the ERTEM is a machine about the size of a booth or a very small room.  A person may enter his ERTEM, shut the door, and emerge in what appears to be only a few minutes to an outside observer.  But aaaah, inside the ERTEM, time expands, and the occupant therein can spend several hours of “inside time.”  Thus, the Progarchist may receive a new CD or a new album in digital format, step inside his ERTEM, and indulge in hours of listening pleasure, until they fully “grok” (apologies to Robert Heinlein) their most recent prog purchase.  They may even be smuggling their laptops in their to write some of their long, detailed, and typically excellent reviews – the type that usually send me lurching toward my computer to make yet another purchase.  Continue reading “Some 2012 Thoughts”