I’m happy to announce our first ever Progarchy competition. The prizes: cds of Rush, “Clockwork Angels”; Big Big Train, “English Electric Part One”; and The Reasoning, “Adventures in Neverland.”
The contest (brain child of my friend, Seth James): 1) come up with the best name for a prog band. 2) come up with the most absurd name for a prog band. Do not use names of actual bands (past or present). These must be original. No need to distinguish, however, which is best and which is absurd.
The judges will be the Progarchists, and we will announce the winner on the Ides of December.
So, to enter, just comment below–name of the band and a way to get ahold of you. Competition ends on December 8, 2012.
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How about a third element (in case of close competition): Best name of a fictitious prog album?
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“The Glove Compartment”, “The Empirical Truth of Creationism” (what the heck, brain?) 😀
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Nic, these are fantastic. I’ve been trying to wrap my head around empirical truth of creationism. Very good.
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This is gonna be great! (That’s a comment on the contest, not a band name:)
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Yeah, but that’s a good one, Thad.
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Exodus.
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Progarchy Competition.
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Be sure to catch the new album from Bimodal Bi-mortal, “Failing to Reject The Null Hypothesis,” featuring their underground smash “The Song Is Longer Than It Took To Write.”
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